You guys are mad men. When you all stole that cow and your friends tried to make it with that cow! I want to party with you cowboys! The all of us together, forget it. (Just kidding here youngsters). Check out Stripes big toe speech on YouTube.
We're partying at the Cruise residence and its getting wild.
Choptalk is trying on all of MrsCruise's white pants and checking himself out like a woman does before she leaves the house.
Patsfan is off to the side watching Chop and saying to himself over and over again "now that shit is +even.
We tricked JC into eating an edible and he's in his basement talking to his Mahomes' poster about how together they are going to the next level.
StanfordSam is trying to get a word in but is boring the hell out of everyone so he's pissed because no one is listening to him.
Road2penis is equally angry because he can't get into the poker game because no one will take his board game money that he is trying to pass off as I owe you's.
Wabash and wooden tool said they were going in the bathroom to play 'hide the salami. No one has seen them for hours.
BAS is throwing his arms in the air and shaking his head because everyone is blaming him for this fiasco.
As for me, I sharing a glass of wine with MrsCruise watching this all unfold.
Nuts I tell ya.